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Fun with UNIX-Shells
Note: This page does not solve any of your UNIX problems.
Bash:
(Some stuff listet here may work with other shells, too)
aardvark@charly:~ > \(-
bash: (-: Command not found.
aardvark@charly:~ > who is smart
charly!aardvark tty2 Jul 13 22:11
aardvark@charly:~ > %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
aardvark@charly:~ > mail -u nobody
No mail for Nobody
aardvark@charly:~ > cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
aardvark@charly:~ > more sex
sex: Permission denied
aardvark@charly:~ > mv sex show
aardvark@charly:~ > strip show
strip: show: Permission denied
aardvark@charly:~ > PATH=pretending! /usr/bin/which sense
/usr/bin/which: no sense in (pretending!)
aardvark@charly:~ > man woman
No manual entry for woman.
aardvark@charly:~ > man ' automatic insertion'
No manual entry for automatic insertion.
aardvark@charly:~ > man rear
No manual entry for rear.
tcsh:
(if tcsh offers correction press 'n' to get it work. The man-stuff is
working with every shell.)
charly /home/aardvark> man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
charly /home/aardvark> \(-
(-: Command not found.
charly /home/aardvark> If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )'s.
charly /home/aardvark> "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
Unmatched ".
charly /home/aardvark> ^How did the^sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.
charly /home/aardvark> who is my match?
No match.
charly /home/aardvark> %blow
%blow: No such job.
charly /home/aardvark> 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
charly /home/aardvark> Got a light?
got: No match
charly /home/aardvark> Do you have a match?
do: No match